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  • Funny Naughty Santa Christmas T Shirt, Rude Eggplant Chimney Graphic Xmas Tee, Inappropriate Adult Humor Matching Couples Winter Tops Gag Present

Funny Naughty Santa Christmas T Shirt, Rude Eggplant Chimney Graphic Xmas Tee, Inappropriate Adult Humor Matching Couples Winter Tops Gag Present

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Product Code : TS-X28

Product Title: If you Don't have a Chimney T-Shirt I'm Coming through Christmas Funny Rude Ugly Back Door Xmas Gift Tee

  • Fruit of the Loom classic fit crew neck t-shirts with cotton/Lycra® rib and a self-fabric back neck tape.
  • Specification: Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter turned to eliminate centre crease.
  • Fabric All Colours: 100% Cotton, except Sport Grey 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester. Dark Grey: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Weight 160-170 gsm
  • Washing Instructions: Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Tumble dry medium. Iron inside out. Do not dry clean.

Bring an absolute wave of bold adult humor, hilarious holiday shock value, and cozy seasonal comfort to your wardrobe with our spectacular Funny Naughty Santa Christmas Graphic T-Shirts! Custom-crafted for mature pranksters, office holiday party rulebreakers, festive trendsetters, and couples or friends who want to coordinate a brilliantly irreverent matching look, this premium graphic tee turns a cheeky double entendre into a massive conversation starter.

The eye-catching centerpiece features a detailed, retro comic-style illustration of a mischievous Santa Claus sticking out his tongue and winking knowingly while clutching a giant purple eggplant. Surrounding this playful graphic is a bold, high-contrast typography layout that delivers a hilarious seasonal punchline. Written across the top and bottom is the phrase "IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CHIMNEY I'M COMING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR" in a mix of bold black block lettering and stark crimson red text. A detailed "Naughty List Approved" round red stamp is printed right next to Santa to solidify the joke, while a scattering of festive blue snowflakes frames the image flawlessly.

Available across an exceptional selection of fabric color options, this clean, high-contrast digital print stands out magnificently on crisp winter whites, casual blacks, or any background shade you choose to offer. It makes an extraordinary outfit choice for adult secret Santa exchanges, dirty Santa games, casual bar crawls, or capturing unforgettable matching couple photos far away from the traditional christmas tree.

Whether you are tracking down uniquely funny christmas gift ideas for an open-minded friend, scouting a memorable prank prize for an adult gathering, or establishing a witty winter lounge tradition for you and your partner, this premium graphic christmas tee line scores maximum points. It provides a lightweight, highly breathable, and remarkably soft alternative to a heavy winter christmas jumper or an itchy, thick ugly christmas sweater, keeping everyone completely cool and comfortably connected all night long. Grab this iconic, trend-setting holiday favorite today to stand out at your next seasonal gathering or give the ultimate gift of raw, festive humor!

No Chimney Shirt, Funny Naughty Santa, Inappropriate Christmas, Adult Humor Tee, Eggplant Emoji Graphic, Back Door Punchline, Matching Couples Outfits, Coordinated Friends Clothing, Crude Holiday Wear, Secret Santa Prank, Gag Gift Present, Cozy Winter Lounge Set

Size Guide

Product measurements:
*refer to garment dimentions, not body size.
*data obtained manually measuring the products, may be off by 1-2 CM

Size guide
    INCH CENTI METRES
Size UK Chest Length Chest Length
Unsex S   36 26 90 67
Unisex M   40 27 103 69
Unisex L   43 28 109 71
Unisex XL   46 29 116 74
Unisex 2XL   50 30 126 76
Unisex 3XL   55 31 140 79
Unisex 4XL   60 33 150 84
Women S 8 34 24 87 62
Women M 10 36 25 92 63
Women L 12 39 25 99 64
Women XL 14 41 26 103 65
Women 2XL 16 43 27 108 67
Kids 1-2 Yr   23 15 59 38
Kids 3-4 Yr   29 17 74 44
Kids 5-6 Yr   30 19 76 48
Kids 7-8 Yr   33 21 84 53
Kids 9-11 Yr   35 23 89 58
Kids 12-13 Yr   37 25 94 64

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